It's Over

Well, this morning was my last exam for the semester!!! I'm now done school for four months. I am so happy as I am in serious need of a break. So I think I will buy a Kit-Kat. Anyways, it's now time to relax and focus on work and my trip to England!!!!

The Pope Commented on my Blog!!!

On my last post, the Pope commented on my blog!!! check it out! Or go to his blog at http://askthepope.blogspot.com .

THis is so cool...

Red Bull

So this Monday marks my last week of college for 4 months. It is a pretty easy week as I only have 2 exams and 1 presentation so I'm pretty excited. I am now sitting in school literally exausted and am in serious need of some Red Bull. My parents get back from Cuba on Tuesday, just in time for the Show Me Your GLory Conference and then my Dad is off to the Sudan. So the next couple weeks will be pretty rough for me as many things are finishing, starting and just plan taking up my time.

In other news, straight from Cairo, Egypt. I just wrote another song, and I think it is my best one yet. I kinda took one of my first songs that was ok and re-vamped it and made it better. Check it out if you want on "my songs".

Also it seems that my brother is sick yet again. It seems that every time he spends the weekend with friends when my parents are away he misses school on the Monday. I am wise to his tricks though as I used to try the same thing. I will keep this info a secret and use it as some black male one day.... Why do they call it "black male" was it cause a black dude was the first to black male someone? Just a thought...

kamikaze Granny on Wacki Tabacki

So I was watching an old episode of CSI on DVD today called "Crash and burn". It was a pretty good episode and the best part besides the random and yet hilarious comments and one-liners made by Grisome, was when this old lady crashed her car on purpose into a restaurant. They later found out she was high, and someone on the show was like man she was a kamikaze grandma. I later pointed out to Bethany C and Beck that she was a kamikaze Granny on Wacki Tabacki. I then mentioned that if I had MSN that that would be my login name. Anyways after all of this random babbling I have come to the conclusion that CSI is an awesome show and needs to be watched.

Pranks in the Office

Well I feel I've been up to some mischief and I need to confess it to someone so you are all going to be witness to it. During my lunch hours I have tried to brighten the mood and keep myself entertained.

My first prank was to call Nicky Smith as she was at lunch and leave a message on her phone (in a very good British accent) stating that I was Franklin from the British High commission and that a Ms. Smith's visa is going to be revoked. The next day I heard from others in the office that they were trying to trace the call as it was not a 519 area code (Ottawa) number. I then left another message stating that I had been mistaken and it was another Ms. Nicky Smith that we were looking for, and that she should disregard the previous message. She would have believed it, if not for the chuckles of my office mate Nicola. None the less Nicky was fooled and it was quite the joke...

Next I decided to pick on some else foreign so I chose Robyn. She has asked me to send an email to Duncan's 12 about some bio's that need to be done. So I sent that out and immediately after told everyone but her to make a singles dating bio... Here is an example...

Nicola

Nicola is a classy young lady from England who is the Sr. Executive Assistant to the C.E.O. of a large multi-national company. Her passion in life is to meet the man of her dreams, and fend off any boys who would dare to even try and get near any of her cell group. She loves British Chocolate and long drives through the rolling hills of the English countryside in her British racing green convertible, complete with head scarf. Nicola can’t wait to meet that tall dark and handsome man of God that will sweep her off her feet and fly her around the world to many exotic locations such as St. Thomas, Bali, and the Caribbean .

and...

Ben K

Ben Kennedy is a lovely metro-sexual, and despite famous rumors, is still in fact on the market!
At an impressive 6 ft. 2 inches, Ben has Caramel skin and beautiful sapphire blue eyes.

Ben works with youth at Toronto Airport Christian Fellowship but is keeping his options open. He hopes to meet his future wife in a church service by some miraculous event!

Ben is a modern day Robin Hood but instead of stealing from the rich he gives to the poor out of his own pockets. He walks the streets of Toronto bathing the homeless and providing them with a health nutritious meal. Ben's dream girl would be a woman interested in these same ideals.

He is a very humble person, when asked about his physique, Ben said "No comment."

Anyways... Needless to with the help of the rest of the 12 (good job guys), we managed to all send them one after another, and as Robyn later said.... "At first I thought there was something strange, but once they all came I figured out what was going on." She and the rest of us all had a good laugh.

My last little trick was to another foreigner. (Why stop) I chose to pick on Caroline as it was her birthday hence most plausible target. Nicola received a flag. She tried to pawn it off on me, so I decided to pass it off to someone else. We (the upper office) called Caroline and told her we all pitched in and bought her a gift. Later she came up and was presented the flag.... I wasn't their to see the reaction, but I heard from Nicola that it went over quite well.


So all in all they may not seem very tricky, but for Nicola and I it was quite funny!

Party!

So my favorite quote is, "when Mom and Dad are way, Jon is free to play!" SO ya my parents are away for the week so that leaves me free to smoke, drink and get high at every moment possible......

Well actually I won't cause that would just be stupid, but hey I had you going for a second. So ya my Dad is taking my Mom to Cuba for the week. They got given some money and it was a real cheap vacation. Anyways this leaves me with pretty much the house to myself and my brother. My goal is to have at least one party on the weekend so let me know if anyone is up for like a movie night or a good meal....

In other news I just finished writing two exams and they were a breeze. I'm so happy that I through get the summer off!!!

My new Cook Book is out!!!

So my new cook book is out as the title says and it's ready to be purchased. All proceeds go towards helping me afford to go on England mission trip. I'm not lying, ask Andrew (he is going to).

Also be aware that for a small donation, I am avaible to cook you a meal!!! Yes I know that your all like sign me up, so all I can say is get your reservations in soon or else you'll miss out. I can cook lots of stuff and the menu can be picked by you or I can do up a surprise menu....

FYI- The cook book is out!!!

Greatest Sunday ever!!!

Well maybe not the greatest ever, I mean other stuff has happened on Sunday's that have been pretty cool, but this one was way up there on the greatest ever list. Last Sunday I got to be on the worship team on the big stage!!! Not only that but I got to try out my brnd new guitar... Also I got to lead the song "Worthy you are worthy". It was pretty cool, and I had a great time... Apparently I did pretty good, cause I couldn't hear a thing. Just when I started, my ears (in ear monitor) fell out so I was playing guitar and singing without hearing how I sounded. I guess it was best cause I wasn't worried about sucking I just worshiped God. I had a great time, and can't wait to play again. If you need to get a hold of me I'll most likely be practicing so I'll be that much better next time.

My new Toy

So this morning I awoke with a a skip in my step, as I was heading towards the Ossington subway station. I got out and went into "Long and Mcquade"!!!!

I came out an hour later with a brand spankin new guitar!!!! It's a Takamine G Series, equipped with a built in tunner!!! It sounds so good!!!!

check it out...

For Sale

Hey everyone, I'm trying to raise some money for a new guitar and am selling some gear to get it.

If you or someone you know is in the need of a

Effects Kit- it's like brand new and has been used like 5 times.

Acoustic Guitar- sounds great and only has a few nicks in it. Is a great guitar and my baby.

Let me know

Doe a deer a female deer....

So last weekend Mel, Ben K, Maija and I led an encounter weekend for some church in Owen Sound. It was kinda tiring cause the youth their are like totally not trying to enter in. They just think that if we come it will force them into wanting God.

On a more crazy and scary and some what hilarious after the fact note, we hit some deer. Yes, not just one but two. It's not deer season yet and Mel has already bagged two of em. One night around 11:30 after traveling into town for some Timmy's, we were driving along and suddenly I saw what looked like a big dog and then what looked like a bunch of ice. I soon realized that it was indeed several deer and the driver side window that had just be smashed. It turns out that two deer for some reason wanted to run into Maija's poor little car. There was hair everywhere!!! In the car, in Mel's coffee, stuck in the frame of the car, in the rims etc. Man, it was scary and yet funny and luckily no one was hurt.

Good times though as Ben and I couldn't help saying... "We smoked a deer" over and over again!!!

On the plus side, I found some Pun's about deer...

"Oh Deer... We just killed two deer."
"Deer diary, today we hit some deer."

Well you can guess about some other ones, like how Bambi won't be going home tonight because we hit her with a car. Anyways everyone was ok, and Mel defialtly didn't swear when she the deer. (defiantly!!!)

Good times and I'll be telling this story for years to come.