Comments
Man, i just got these comment things on my site and they are pretty cool!!!! The only problem is that people often make stupid comments that make no sense. I think that people that means you PUDD, should really try and make comments that aren't two words like or contain the word ruckes or machines or something like that.

Anyways keep on commenting, but try to keep them relavant!

No mas Escuela

Yes it is true, i am officially finished with my first year of studies atHumber College. I am quite pleased because it was so boring. I found myself falling asleep in class and still ended up being the smartest guy there. I am now a free man. I know you are all wondering what this particular free man would be doing with all of this time now. We'll your not the only one. I have 4 months to kill and only about 2 months of stuff to do. Maybe i should write a book or a series of books or maybe even a dictionary. Anyways I"M FREE!!!!!!!!

I LOVE EFFECTS
On Saturday,I spent the day downtown, and i took a little gander at some effect stuff for my electric guitar. Well i bought one and its is flipping cool. Wow, i think i gained skill as i pluged my guitar into it. Every one should get one, even if they don't play guitar.

Crazy People At Work
Well i'm at work and minding my own business, and my weird yet very insightful co-worker nathan keeps randomly punching me in the kidneys..... Anyways were sitting here in the store trying to look busy and some weird lady who comes to church every single night asked me if we had any of those annointing oils. Anyways i said we didn't have any left, except for demo's. I then showed here one and she began the long and most weird 5 minutes of literally taking a bath in the oil. She put this oil everywhere from her head to here toes..... And yes she did use it as deoderant. It was flipping nasty!!!!!! Anyways nathan and myself didn't want to touch the oil so we used a plastic bag to grab the oil and hide it. (eewwwwwwwww)!!!.......For all of those people who use the bookstore, and want to buy oil, smell but don't touch it...... You might get crazy old lady germs........

Stay tune fo more weird work related stories that may chill the mind and make you scream.

Random thoughts Suck
I must apologize for the extreme randomness of the previous message. It was done totally with out the expressed written consent of major league baseball and its affiliates. In the case of any law suits please direct any inquireries to bebe_8@hotmail.com. Bethany is single and looking for any weird guys that have missing limbs.....and or glass eyes. Anyways sorry for the laps in the coolness of this blog it won't happen again, or at least not today......

bethany defiles jon's blog. part 1
greetings viewers. you will soon be able to tell that these are not jon's thoughts, hence the title. he just commented on the fact that there are no capitals, rest assured my followers, oops, i mean fellow readers of the english language, that was intentional. this is what i was pondering today;
WARNING! EXTREME RANDOMNESS! bethany is not to be held responsible for temporary/permanent brain confusion/ meddling/ malfunction/ stupidifying
1. what would happen if you threw on the emergency break while speeding like a hit man on the 401 (can anyone enlighten me?)
2. did cavemen beat box?
3. is it possible to make up a new accent?
4. does anyone have doorbell that is a simply a person screaming at the top of their lungs for an extended period of time?
5. has a postman ever written a book of the deep thoughts they think while they're ALL ALONE EVERYDAY DELIVERING ENVELOPE AFTER ENVELOPE AFTER-WAIT, OH, NOPE- ITS ANOTHER ENVELOPE.
well, its great to see we left off on that depressing thought of the monotonous job of delivering mail. i think jon's blog has been corrupted enough. my job here is done. one final fact to educate you young and maluable minds: a flea can jump ten times its body length. heres a link for you:

boycottheinternetandspendmoretimediggingtrenches

My thoughts on Survivor

Well, as being the second entry to my now spectacular blog I will discuss a few of my thoughts on the great television show Survivor. For those who saw the show last night, it was filled with many humorous events. The biggest one would have to be the fact that Mr. Nice guy Rupert got plastered. Its hilarious. Anyways when the Immunity challenge finish and the little whiner girl aka Shi-Ann won, she began to act like she had won the whole game. This being here first ever challenge win she should not have acted as she did. Also just because she is safe this week, doesn't mean she is safe next week. She should have tried to be nicer and tried to get a rebel group forming. Instead of doing that she just mocked them and then voted with the rest of the tribe. ( way to go genius)....... Anyways I'm predicting that Shi-Ann will be eliminated next week and Amber will win the money.

For more info check out.....
Survior

My First Ever Blog Entry
Well here it is my first ever Blog dealy. It seems that everyone I know has one so I though I should try it out. Its kinda cool that you can write random things and other people actualy take the time to read them. Well, when you get through this one you'll wish you hadn't. I plan on just writing and writing and not stopping so it looks like I am a Pro Star. Anyways this is the last time of the first time that i will do a blog dealy.