bethany defiles jon's blog. part 1
greetings viewers. you will soon be able to tell that these are not jon's thoughts, hence the title. he just commented on the fact that there are no capitals, rest assured my followers, oops, i mean fellow readers of the english language, that was intentional. this is what i was pondering today;
WARNING! EXTREME RANDOMNESS! bethany is not to be held responsible for temporary/permanent brain confusion/ meddling/ malfunction/ stupidifying
1. what would happen if you threw on the emergency break while speeding like a hit man on the 401 (can anyone enlighten me?)
2. did cavemen beat box?
3. is it possible to make up a new accent?
4. does anyone have doorbell that is a simply a person screaming at the top of their lungs for an extended period of time?
5. has a postman ever written a book of the deep thoughts they think while they're ALL ALONE EVERYDAY DELIVERING ENVELOPE AFTER ENVELOPE AFTER-WAIT, OH, NOPE- ITS ANOTHER ENVELOPE.
well, its great to see we left off on that depressing thought of the monotonous job of delivering mail. i think jon's blog has been corrupted enough. my job here is done. one final fact to educate you young and maluable minds: a flea can jump ten times its body length. heres a link for you:

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